katara:

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

i want to die 

uhuran:

what if every time hannibal made a subtle cannibalism joke he just turned and looked at the camera like in the office

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

galacticdad:

i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

shesdonejim:

if you had to choose between world peace and taking care of will graham would you put small marshmallows or big marshmallows in his hot chocolate?

fucknomadsmikkelsen:

alotoflance:

does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos